Apologies my dear friends, for lack of blog, I have a sprained paw which is making typing more difficult than usual. Will be back to normal very soon, the pixies are making a potion....... :)   

I have been racking my stuffed brains all day long in-between zooming back and forth to Tilly and the Dragons for a suitable riddle............ And I think I may have blockage in my stuffing...... As my normal free flowing magical thoughts seem to stuck......... Ummm in my stuffing!!!! This is so annoying........

A riddle, that's what's needed to attract Chilli attention......


Ummm going to  have to think of a great one to bring her back down to earth.......!

Monday's Ughhhh I have never liked Monday's. If anything is going to go wrong it always happens on a Monday!

Today I tried in vain to discuss the problems at Trollop Farm with Chilli but she is just sooooo vain and being totally impossible now she has won the much acclaimed world title again!

But as they say, tomorrow is another day. Sigh....................

Church was an upside down affair today, mainly because I was stuffed under all the coats at the end of the pew...... Half way through the first hymn,  and I have to say very aptly as it was 'Immortal, Invisible, God only wise', Tilly started making the most awful fuss as she wanted me back to cuddle. 
The Vicar did his loud coughing which, means be quite!!


I am now back with the Dragons, the first day's speeches are thankfully over, and now there are major disputes going on about the sleeping arrangements. If any of you had ever slept near a very loud fire breathing, snoring Dragon you would probably better understand the problems that can bring!!  

Even I can't be in two places at once! That is something I am going to have to work on. I am needed at Trollop Farm and here with the Dragon's and I have been rushing back and forth all day long. 

The speeches are just about to start, Oh I just Knew it would be this one! Cartomious has started his when I was an egg speech! 

Going to take a quick nap this is going to be a very long evening!

Thankfully the Dragon convention is taking it's normal laborious time to get started. Getting Dragons organised is hard work! And getting them to arrive on time is even harder!
Dragons you see have a very fixed outlook on life. The world only revolves around them and nothing or no one will ever change that fact!  

Poor Tilly cried herself to sleep tonight, my fur got really damp. Her Mum and Dad are also very glum :( Even the dogs are looking depressed. Happiness seems to have been removed from Trollop Farm and a strange kind of gloom is hanging in the air..........

I am sitting writing this snuggled inside Chilli The world Champion Dragon's tail. Yes she did it! She won! Thank goodness!!
The day started badly, at one point it looked as if she had completely run out of fire..... Ember and myself slunk away not knowing what to do. This however had the desired effect, as soon as chilli noticed us trying to slope off which of course is quite hard when your with a huge fat Dragon, she got so mad and shot out the hugest ball of fire you have ever seen.
So, yawn and stretch (sorry I'm a little tired). 
Have to nip back to Trollop Farm tomorrow and then back here for the Dragon Convention.

The unthinkable has happened and extra day has been added to the World Dragon Flame Throwing Competition! Chilli is distraught completely inconsolable and then when this is finally over the Dragon Convention starts!
Now sure how much more of this I can take! The stress is starting to make my Fur curl..... 

This is the closest competition ever!!!
Chilli and Rumbustous are neck and neck if this carries on they will have to add an extra day!
I'm going for an Ice Cream need to chill out for a while.................

Things are hotting up at The World Dragon Championships........... 
It's a close call between the top 10! 
I had to stand behind Ember (Chilli's baby brother) as I couldn't bear to watch, if I had any nails I'd be biting them.......

There are Traps everywhere........ 
Not sure if the Amolehers are good at being bad? Or bad at being good?
I can't do much about any of this until the World Champion Dragon Fire Breathing Competition has finished. 


Paws crossed Chilli wins again, there is nothing worse than a bad tempered female Dragon..........!!!

The plan has been made, can't talk about here. They have spies everywhere.......!

The picture pond was not as helpful as I had hoped, time to make a plan and explore Knell Manor! ! Not a job for the faint hearted.........

Strange things are happening at the Amolehers, I am going to the picture pond as soon as Tilly goes off to school, maybe that will give me a few answers??? 

When your world becomes silent do not sit back and relax!
Move forwards, and stay alert! 
These were the wise words that I have just been told by The Master Unicorn.

Not long until firework night, oh how I hate all those bangs......  It totally disrupts our magic, But then we have Dragons if you want to see a real fire display you should go to the Dragon Convention , oh but of course you can't can you!!! 
That's the problem with non believers......  

Well the fairies are happy, the Elves and Pixies nearly started a war over the Pumpkin competition!!!
Tilly picked the Pumpkin which was bigger than me!!! And that was all meant to be fun :) 


Thankfully a little gentle sprinkling of Happiness saved the day. 


A smile a day keeps the monsters away :)

I did get a mention on Radio Solent today Thank you Alex, this guy knows the true meaning of magic...

I went on a photo shoot today, so that I could show you all around Trollop Farm. It was unfortunately interrupted by a pumpkin dispute.......... 


The photographs that we did have time to take will be here very soon!!!!

Pumpkins, pumpkins and yet more pumpkins....... ughhhhhhhh

So far today the fairies have asked me to judge their happy pumpkin competition, that was quickly followed by the Elves  who want me to judge their most promising pumpkin, and then the pixies asked if I would judge their evil, menacing  pumpkin. Normally this would be like a walk in the park for me, but today I have had to sit and listen to Tilly and Maud arguing about which pumpkin they want to keep...... Sigh....

This is the one time of year that my world and the human world draws closer together and today proved that point........!!

Maud (Tilly's Mum) picked the pumpkins from the vegetable patch today. This year there has been a bumper crop, which the village shop will prosper from as they sell them. Tilly was soooo excited when she came home from school and saw them all sacked neatly by the front door.


Halloween is the time when my world and the human world draws closer together, hehehe what magic shall I Conjurer up this year!!!!!

Phew that was lucky, I was just about to go out when I spotted 11 Canadian geese flying the wrong way, I managed to intercept them, and after a short discussion persuaded them that there navigation system had gone  wrong. Don't worry they are all safely at their correct destination, magic works wonders :) 

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The Elves are stepping up their patrols. Strange noises have been heard coming from deep under Knell Manor.

This is not a good sign! Petunia was rather upset when I left her today, they won't send any more Elves over to the pond to help her, as they are all doing double shifts underground.

I wonder if I should tell Chilli about all of this yet? 

What a weekend!!! Had to go into transmogrification to get into the ummm well I can't actually tell you where I have been. Let's just say I have been to better places with nicer company. Had to leave a copy of myself with Tilly, it's not quite the same shade of Purple as me but no one has seemed to notice phew........


Be back later have a meeting with the Elves and you Know what they are like!!!! It will go on and on and on........... 

Petunia reminded me of something that I really shouldn't of forgotten!!! Patience is a virtue, all will be revealed very soon............. 

That took longer than I had expected......... Magic now rearranged and raring to go!!! Off to find Bluebell to see  if the message got through to Chill? Hope it did, or she will be blowing red hot fire in someone's direction!!

Tilly was restless all night long, She squeezed me so tightly while she was dreaming I thought my seams were going to burst!  Now all my magic has shot down my legs and got stuck in my paws..............
Going to have to meditate to readjust myself Grrrrrrrrr 

Have had to send Bluebell with my reply as I can't leave Tilly, she is hanging on to me and will not put me down so can't escape. It is starting to make me feel a little sea sick being stuck under her arm upside down!!! 

I missed the deadline for Chillies message and now she is showing her ferocious extra annoying side by leaving yet another riddle but turning the picture pond off so now I can't reply even if I knew the answer... *Sigh*


Any idea's? I think I might know this one but have to get back to Tilly!!!


What is hot but also cold? Smooth but also crunchy? 

Chilli (Large, beautiful, female, cranky, irritable sometimes annoying, but also the World Champion Flame throwing Dragon) Has sent another riddle can any of you help me??? I have to reply by tomorrow!!!!

If sunshine is golden and night is black what colour is dawn?

Bluebell was so sweet she is such a kind fairy and one of my favourites (but don't tell the other's that). Tomorrow is the weekend I can't quite make my mind up yet, should I or shouldn't I tell Tilly about my magic? It will be such a shock for her, but much more fun for both of us. 

Ummmmm well it seems the humans with this blog are having problems........... 
Humans always seem to make things far more difficult than they really are if only they would just relax a little and enjoy life instead of constantly rushing around getting nowhere. Sigh.............
Will be back tomorrow if the Humans let me. HAHAHAHA  They don't realise yet they can't stop me!!!!!

That was just so funny I am still laughing now. Tilly left me on the kitchen chair next to the cooker, Miss Squickley was coming to visit so Maud (Tilly's Mother) decided she had better hoover and well I know I shouldn't use my magic for tricks but I just couldn't resist it. I kept turning the hoover off and moving myself to different chairs by the time Miss Squickley arrived Maud was getting very stressed.......... 
Off to see Bluebell now. 

What a day Sigh.......... Just when I thought everything was going soooo well!!!!! Sometimes even magic needs an extra boost, just need to rethink my plans and snuggle in bed for a while. What were the Amoler's thinking of? This monster is just hideous! 

Shhhhhhhhh going on a secret underground mission should be back later I hope............

Had the most Fantastic day with Petunia from the Pansy patch. She keeps a look out from there, it's right by the church and overlooks Knell Manor. The strangest things happen there. Got to go Tilly is coming back she doesn't realise I'm a Magic Teddy Bear yet. Just wait until she finds out.............

That went on for a while, the Grand Master Unicorn had lots to talk about seems all that we feared is coming true.........


Got back just before Tilly woke up, *phew* So now back to cuddly Purple Ted for a while. Well just until she goes off to school.

The biggest problem I have is adult humans *sigh* they have nearly all forgotten about the power of Magic......

If only they would relax a little and let the power of magic wash over them. There lives would be much simpler and healthier. 

Got to dash have have been summoned by the Unicorns, they get sooooooo cranky when you turn up late!